Love: Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting...

By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, whom I have been with for 4 years. I've been in Australia for the last 2 months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2020 18:00

Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:00 - United States

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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Kinda sus

By Heartbroken - 03/04/2023 16:00

Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML

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By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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mnmolino 14

Monday 5 December 2011 2:12

Maybe dead animals turn him on?

WeAreAHurricane 14

Monday 5 December 2011 2:12

He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)

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mike307 11

Tuesday 27 November 2012 18:35

Tell him he should go ahead and pack everything else he has cause he's not coming back.

newburton13 26

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:32

Poke a hole in every single one.

crissalove 22

Tuesday 9 September 2014 9:53

Poke holes in them

WhackTheJackal 22

Friday 21 November 2014 0:09

I hoped you slipped some ******* cyanide into his bag.

krispybacon4321 23

Monday 15 December 2014 3:01

Maybe a was going on an anal hunting trip... Ok. That was stupid. I'm sorry.

PoorMillionaire 8

Sunday 8 February 2015 23:04

Maybe he likes to jerk of using condoms for easy clean up?

guii_fml 24

Tuesday 17 November 2015 19:10

Many people use them to hold water

TheAspieDork 27

Sunday 3 April 2016 5:04

Well they can make good fire starters or substitutes for canteens, you never know

azouwa 26

Tuesday 27 February 2018 10:50

I would of poked holes in them before soaking them in jalapeno juice, and saying, "have a nice time."

icecreamisrad 13

Tuesday 24 March 2020 14:11

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Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says, "What's for dinner?" FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

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