Today, while my boyfriend was playing with me, I was about to...

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2017 21:21 - United States - Frisco

Today, while my boyfriend was playing with me, I was about to finish and I said “don’t stop”. He then started singing Don’t stop believing and laughed. Talk about mood killer.

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mattyiscool123 26

Sunday 29 October 2017 1:44

What do you mean mood killer?

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mattyiscool123 26

Sunday 29 October 2017 1:44

What do you mean mood killer?

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