By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 05:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I signed up especially to leave this comment: MARRY THAT GIRL!

hahahahhahaaha damn that sucks, butt that just made my day xD

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wolf2584 0

rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that made me laugh so hard!!! shes a keeper! thats probly something i would do c[= jkjkjkjk

instead of dancing she should be riding you, but still pretty awesome.

Only an idiot would do something like that. This post is stupid. I just f***ed my life by reading this. Thanks.

sprinklesxo12 0

i'm sorry, really, but you jut made my day. xD

xDD Oh man. Your girlfriend is awesome. That kind of sucks, though.

XD hahaha! what a ledgend! i think shes amazing, dont let her go xD

I did the something similar after my bf did something that was an extreme turn-on. Except I said "YOU WIN FREE INTERNETS!!" and continued and he got upset cause I wasn't taking it seriously