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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 05:19 - United States

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Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
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mahade 0

I signed up especially to leave this comment: MARRY THAT GIRL!

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SlightlyGPirate 0

hahahahhahaaha damn that sucks, butt that just made my day xD

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ktis2gd4u 1

this was hilarious!!!!! it made me cry it was soooo funny

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Delahelacopter 0

lol, I fell in love with a girl like that once, never did that EXACT thing, but stuff similar. =) thanks for the reminding me of the fond memories

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ravermurdercase 0

You gotta admit though, thats quite possibly one of the best ways to stop having sex.

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sarahlowry23 0

omg she is hillarious ahahaha!! uhhh thank you for sharing i had a great laugh ;p

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Dizzyj_125 0

U gotta learn how to laugh guy!!! If that makes u wanna whine about something as awesome as that u must have worse problems than what's goin on in the bedroom. Finish or not, that's a move u should remember to smile about!!! Take it lightly and throw a funny at her next time! DO THE HUSTLE or sumthin

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kredd91 11

hahahaha thats great. i laughed so hard when i read that.

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slag_ 0

ROFLMFAO i wanna do that !!!! ur girlfriend is awesome marry her. seriously . marry her.

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ilovspicysasuage 0

maby you should have hammerd her harder so she didnt have to say that

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brianjman14 22

lmfao she's a stupid retard but she's hilarious

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