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By mile high clubber - 14/07/2013 10:41 - United States - Bensalem

Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By Noguestlist - 02/03/2011 08:16

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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Nice to know

By Gemma - 06/01/2012 23:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

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By crapgirl - 18/04/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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Sunday 14 July 2013 19:03

at least you got some? poop afterwards

sharksfan48 13

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:06

Why not have both? *mexican music*

Comments

neeni88 23

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:13

Well, that escalated quickly!

TheSofaKing 7

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:14

So, did you join the mile high club? Hope you were not stupid enough to pass up the change to join.

Wizardo 33

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:16

Doesn't matter, you got some and then you get to empty your bowels after, pleasure^2.

graceinsheepwear 33

Sunday 14 July 2013 20:27

Okay, yeah, it feels good to take a shit I suppose, but calling it a pleasure in the same breath as talking about sex kinda made me think "Bleech. Someone is overly anal or undersexed."

soapmactavish82 8

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:17

Take a crap later

FMLJFL 5

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:20

This is an opportunity many men dream of, I hope you didn't pass it up!

anotherafro 4

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:20

you mean you did not do it? oh man you might regret it later, the odds of this scenario happening are really less.

Drifting 21

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:20

I hope you picked the mile high club lol

PaintedTempest 14

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:22

Nice

carecow 16

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:23

Well done!

graceinsheepwear 33

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:23

Username: No Shit? Today, I thought this cute guy on a plane was interested in some Mile High Club fun. When I tried to join him in the restroom, I found him sitting there with a handful of toilet paper and a look of concentration on his face.And the smell...! FML