Miscellaneous: Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple...

By dadadoo - 06/02/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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By BerkeleyBiker - 19/04/2011 08:23 - United States

Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML

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By -.- - 20/09/2013 23:58 - United States - Lakeside

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

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By Lo_Bolian - 25/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home. A dirty homeless man boarded the bus, put his bag on the overhead rack, and sat down. His bag was leaking and dripped onto my shoulder. I asked the man what it was. He said, "Roadkill." I now have dead animal blood on my best business suit. FML

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By nolife - 29/12/2011 12:03 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

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Grrrrrroooooooooss

By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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By msarosi - 28/04/2013 10:28 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML

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Gross

By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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Trash

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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oneleggedbeauty 0

Monday 6 February 2012 8:35

Ew literally made me gag just thinking about it

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Monday 6 February 2012 8:36

In this economy, you do what you gotta do for food

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danehboi 4

Monday 6 February 2012 12:55

That's yucky!!!

Birdie_Sage 0

Monday 6 February 2012 13:18

OH GOD, why did you even look?? YDI.

imani132 6

Monday 6 February 2012 13:20

Eww that's so gross ????????

alexicanaaa 7

Monday 6 February 2012 13:27

Well. You deserve it since you really didn't have to watch that.

excelexcel 5

Monday 6 February 2012 13:35

That's honestly just nasty

afunnyterdcody 5

Monday 6 February 2012 13:47

Gordy rhymes with cody

snico987 4

Monday 6 February 2012 14:10

Today I fuckwd a donkey

cosmosis 12

Monday 6 February 2012 14:18

97- hmmm No. I dont think it does mate. Try again

mikepattonfan 0

Monday 6 February 2012 14:53

Mmmm that's good eatin'

mtmsr1 0

Monday 6 February 2012 14:58

Whats so bad about it I know it disgusting but still

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