Transportation: Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar...

By Whyudodis - 01/10/2016 07:18 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar that I was holding onto, crushing my hand. My first instinct was to move my hand when she turned around and began loudly yelling at me for, "Touching her waist" and "Sexually harassing" her. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 17:02 - United States - New York

Today, there was a pretty girl sitting near me on the train home. I thought about asking for her number., but instead a drunk nitwit decided to wander around the car and came very close to touching her. She got up and moved to the other end, while I had to deal with a belligerent hobo who was now intent on fighting me. FML

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gracehi 31

Monday 17 October 2016 9:04

"No, you stupid bitch, your waist crushed my hand. Watch where you're leaning."

RichardPencil 30

Monday 17 October 2016 9:12

That's so sad you were accused of waist-touching. It's so limiting. Had you grabbed her pussy, you could be on the road to great wealth, power, fame and adoration.

Comments

Mightytall 35

Monday 17 October 2016 14:37

"Oww ahh you're crushing my hand you inconsiderate ignorant!" Should be your first reaction

confused_wandere 26

Monday 17 October 2016 17:22

Did you go to Eton or something?

9a_z1 11

Monday 17 October 2016 15:19

That is crappy, for both of you. Lots of women are used to getting groped in public and lots stay quiet fearing that either the person touching them will react violently or that they will be ignored. Speaking out takes guts, in some women's minds making a fool of themselves by shouting is preferable to letting someone else get away with it. Obviously you can challenge someone without yelling at them though.

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 17 October 2016 16:31

Did you yell at her that she was crushing your hand and you were just trying to move it?

TacoTheDank 27

Monday 17 October 2016 17:09

"HughMungus wot? Are you sexually harassing me!?"

TacoTheDank 27

Monday 17 October 2016 17:12

This reminded me of the Hugh Mungus video.

TacoTheDank 27

Monday 17 October 2016 17:13

Sorry, OP. I really would not want that to happen to anyone, especially with the other people around reacting negatively to a false claim.

Tay33733 12

Monday 17 October 2016 19:25

punch her in the tit

NinjaSeth 7

Monday 17 October 2016 19:53

Welcome to 2016

PulsarRiley0122 17

Monday 17 October 2016 19:54

This is why people equal shit sometimes

Gramar 2

Monday 17 October 2016 21:14

And I would bet she was overweight at best and more than likely obese being as she was crushing your hand. In which case don't take it personally, she is just overcompensating for a sad sad life