By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 17:13 - United States - Lakeland

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Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML
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mattlw 25

Im so sorry you all had to see that. I will buy her some tinted windows.

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perdix 29

Oooh, I love a girl who can handle a stick! She can pop my clutch anytime ;)

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gc327072 30

So would a flesh-light be like cvt or something?

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Wizardo 33

The Jizzmobile rides again! Jizzing into the sunset...

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klovemachine 24

Jizzing ain't easy ;)

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perdix 29

#29, you may want to visit a urologist.

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Cowgirl1293 26

Thats just gross. No way in hell yould I ever want to see that!

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NoFlippinWai 24

could have been worse: at least it wasnt a german shepard... was it?

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perdix 29

#35, sometimes it's not the right time for a *lowers sunglasses* previous FML reference.

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EarlFug 19

Only problem here is the wrong person was driving.

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slacker_69 6

did anyone else think of the song mercy? lol

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UnluckyGenius 21

She must of confused the passengers crank for the stick shift.

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slacker_69 6

that happened to me and my gf once....I'm jk lol

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LarryLaDouche 13

Just kidding he doesn't exist. It has all been an elaborate rouse!

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hashshim 23

I thought we weren't supposed to use texting language? Or does everyone else think that rule makes no sense?

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iamsolid 11

Were you in standstill traffic too?? I also came to Florida for spring break and saw many things in traffic that I can never unsee. I feel you, OP.

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