By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 17:13 - United States - Lakeland

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Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML
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mattlw 25

Im so sorry you all had to see that. I will buy her some tinted windows.

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simplysarcastics 26

Wow... Was it that serious she needed to "assist her passenger while driving on the highway.. I guess we need more traffic laws in place.

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firefighter925 18

Damn that sounds like fun. I've gotten road head but I've always been the driver. that's a badass gf

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LarryLaDouche 13

I hope that the driver of a vehicle that I'm in never gives roadhead the same time their driving.

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ninaskyez 12

Lmfao, atleast we know someones not shy && also verrrry outgoing?! Lol

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adam_night 9

Was the passenger human?

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simoncat 11

Hey! Why is it okay to drive and jerk someone off, but not drive and talk on the phone? No fair.

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toaster012 17

Probably finished off with a bang.. Literally.

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Frustrated78 11

Jeez OP, you posted that like it's a bad thing. Live a little...I've done it to my husband...you gotta mix things up or else life gets boring.

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smartguy13v 2

I agree completely, you have to keep things interesting.

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audreyfml1994 15

Now that's some talent right there.

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