Miscellaneous: Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I...

By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 00:24 - United States - Boise

Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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Today, at a family gathering, I gave my toddler my phone to get a moment of peace. After assuring my nosy, judgemental aunt and cousin that I wasn't worried about it because I have dropped it myself numerous times over the last two years, and I trusted the OtterBox phone case it was in, my son dropped and broke it. FML

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 12:00

Today, I handed my mother-in-law my phone to see the toy that I was going to get for my nephew. While she had the phone, it swiped away to my last search of… vibrators and sex toys. I have no idea if she saw it before she handed me my phone back, saying, "It went away." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By surfer - 21/07/2014 17:14 - United States - New York

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

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pjmommy 9

Monday 7 January 2013 3:38

why would u give it to your LITTLE cousin?

Olivxr 5

Monday 7 January 2013 3:37

well she did what you told her to, no complaints about that

Comments

qirde_15 5

Monday 7 January 2013 4:01

aww she just did what she was told to do

seandoc 13

Monday 7 January 2013 4:01

At least she followed your directions! Should've specified.

dan_in_wi 12

Monday 7 January 2013 4:04

it was probably an iPhone, you should just leave it, its for the better...

dontpanic_fml 32

Monday 7 January 2013 4:05

Why.

nstonez 6

Monday 7 January 2013 4:13

Well... At least you know your phone is safe.

Axipiter 24

Monday 7 January 2013 4:18

For your little cousin's next "special mission", tell her she is to bring you a shrubbery.

Quasar55_fml 18

Monday 7 January 2013 11:51

For if she doesn't comply, he will say "Ni" to her

jelly713 19

Monday 7 January 2013 4:23

You should have put it in your shoe. Around your ankle if you're wearing high tops. Or ask a female with a purse to hold it. Or on your waist relying on your undies to hold it.