Health: Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would...

By sparkus - 15/12/2015 15:15

Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 14:03 - United States - Salem

Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML

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By edgyasfuck23 - 13/05/2016 17:09 - United States - Blairsville

Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML

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By JD - 02/02/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

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By manderpander21 - 17/03/2015 00:56 - United States - Bronx

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2017 15:00

Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML

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By sheWontbeOnMyZombieApocteam - 12/07/2015 19:56 - United States - Killeen

Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML

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By brandogg - 30/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 21:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got bug bit on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 00:36 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 23:51 - United States - Meredith

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

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Ninjahiga 27

Wednesday 16 December 2015 1:13

Why would she even think it would be a good idea to even push you down a small hill in the first place?

Errrka_Whale 27

Wednesday 16 December 2015 1:13

why would it be funny to push you down a hill anyways??

Comments

shortcake18 15

Wednesday 16 December 2015 2:59

Are you still falling for her after this?

more4me 27

Wednesday 16 December 2015 11:06

falling down the hill!

dragoongirl90 34

Wednesday 16 December 2015 3:09

She sounds insane.

fpants2010 18

Wednesday 16 December 2015 3:18

I hope you feel better soon OP!

SecundusSecunda 27

Wednesday 16 December 2015 3:50

Of course she did it "jokingly"... Of course...

Sergei_Borodov 0

Wednesday 16 December 2015 4:08

How are you not dead?

yenze 18

Wednesday 16 December 2015 9:05

Spiderman.

SecundusSecunda 27

Wednesday 16 December 2015 10:34

aliens. (」ﾟヘﾟ)」

DanCastellaneta 17

Wednesday 16 December 2015 20:14

A 16 foot drop won't exactly kill him.

kitty_767 12

Wednesday 16 December 2015 4:25

I don't think I'd be able to trust her again :/

katina1236 20

Wednesday 16 December 2015 4:28

Who the hell pushes someone down a hill. Seriously that's messed up. I hope you get better soon OP and hopefully she's very sorry for pushing you like that. If not she's a sociopath and you should hobble away

2ru 14

Wednesday 16 December 2015 5:17

Good thing it was 16 feet and not 160 feet.

baby4mommy 27

Wednesday 16 December 2015 5:23

Hmmm . . . Is there a secret life insurance policy that your gf purchased? You know what be really "funny"? How about playfully filing charges for assault or attempted murder?