Health: Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my...

By baugy - 11/04/2012 02:19 - United States - Orlando

Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 02:01

Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML

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By sneaky1324 - 18/08/2012 07:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By WTFLY - 23/03/2013 08:17 - United States - Hilo

Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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By jamblasticus - 09/05/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML

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By FlowerPower - 20/07/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 22:02 - United States - Tyler

Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML

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By Ciara - 11/06/2012 20:44 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

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By chelseasdead - 04/07/2021 06:01

Today, I was smoking a cigarette outside and kept thinking I saw something moving out of the corner of my eye. I would look and there was nothing there, so I kept brushing it off. Finally I figured out it was an earwig crawling through my hair. FML

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Kurochrome 17

Wednesday 11 April 2012 8:58

Why didn't you blow your nose sooner?

JustMe876 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 8:52

eww thats pretty gross!

Comments

eileenrj 4

Wednesday 11 April 2012 13:58

Wow. Thanks I guess I wasn't trying to eat breakfast or anything and srry I know what it feels like

lianneg 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 14:21

Poor little bug :(

DiscoRanger 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 14:26

Yeah, I would have shit bricks if an insect was in my nose.

perdix 29

Wednesday 11 April 2012 14:38

You don't understand paranoia. Your friends thought you were neurotic or delusional. Paranoia means that the bug was out to get you, or it was mini-drone sent by "the gubbermint" to monitor your location, conversations and activities.

RamenForTheWin 10

Wednesday 11 April 2012 17:05

Here, have a nice cup of Shut The **** Up. Paranoia would also apply to believing so intensely that a bug was in your nose that your brain created a vibrating feeling to go along with your theory.

Shrike 23

Wednesday 11 April 2012 21:40

Ramen, you're ******* stupid. Get a sense of humor or just go to the next comment instead of telling everyone how ******* clueless you are. If you're gonna be a stuck-up little shit, at least make sure you understand the comment you're PMSing over.

SouthernBelle9 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 15:01

That poor bug.. And you. That must have been traumatizing. FYL.

gibbyguppy 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 15:10

Ugh, that's disgusting. f your life

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 11 April 2012 15:58

OP should have waited longer. The statute for eviction hasn't expired yet.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 11 April 2012 16:04

So a bug flew up my nose, oh yeah A hell of a question to pose, oh yeah Bug up my nose, I'm fine Somebody check my brain Bug up my nose, all right Somebody check my brain