By baugy - 11/04/2012 02:19 - United States - Orlando

Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML
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Kurochrome 17

Why didn't you blow your nose sooner?

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JustMe876 0

eww thats pretty gross!

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laevatin 2

Poor bug died a slow and painfully death. Usually flys dies in one hit, quick and fast, this one had to suffer for it...

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linkinpark98 23

Shouldn't have flown inside of OP's nose... I guess this bug brought it's fate upon itself!

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DiscoRanger 0

Oh, what a terrible experience this bug had, while OP was terrified of what could be happening in her nose, the slight chance she could die from eggs being laid in her head and the pure disgustingness. But yeah fly, I feels ya bra.

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RedPillSucks 31

Don't cry for me Argentina!!!! The bugs progeny live on inside OPs brain.

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cmcmluver 0

I wonder how much it popped in there Ew if u think about it, they poo every time they land and he was prob freeking out flying around landing every few seconds. congrats u officially have a port-o-poddy for a nose. :p

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ycrem0n 21

Poor bug, we should probably have a funeral, it's tragic fate is just so twisted.

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

But you're the homeowner, or "king" since the land they stake claim to is yours. Plunder and pillage their settlement and blow it to smithereens when finished. Don't be afraid to dig around though, there may be some gold. ;)

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TimeLord06 3

Oh my God, I would've had a panic attack and went to the hospital...I can handle ANYTHING, literally ANYTHING but bugs. I even like spiders.

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RamenForTheWin 10

How about a random hobo puking in your mouth and stuffing two fingers covered in shit up your nose?

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immaMonsta 8

Reminds me of that show Monsters Inside Me *shivers* FYL!

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rayray73 2

That's nothing! When I was 10 a fly flew in my ear and was in there for a a year and when I went to the doctors to try to clear my ears out it came out! Nobody would believe me!

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RamenForTheWin 10

They probably thought you were schizo.

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idoam 8

Just reading this has scarred me for life.

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xplainphrox 8

OG, now I'm going to be walking through stores and see everyone with nose plugs in or on their noses. Remember folks, you eat bugs in your sleep too!!

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