Transportation: Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car...

By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By wtfman101 - 28/08/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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Saturday 11 December 2010 19:59

never leave a note. never let them find you.

TerrorDollie 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 19:59

You should've parked somewhere else!

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turdferguson556 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 4:30

that's why you park somewhere else

NoFackYourLife 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 5:02

Hope you took down their info for their car. At least then you can report the incident so the asshole can feel the repercussions to his asshole move.

cj91 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 5:35

And they say Americans are messed up..... that's messed up to key a car.

lalalovebiancaa 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 5:35

Who the f*ck leaves a note I woulda keyed your sh*t too

generalasskicker 12

Sunday 12 December 2010 8:15

hey don't bring lucifer into this everyone know he's very particular about who sucks his **** lmao I'm just ******* with you

BubbaDoose 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 6:21

YDI for writing a note, I would of left and parked elsewhere

Musician37 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 6:58

well... hes a douche.

premiermois 5

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:53

rule 1: if you're going to leave a note, put some useful information in it too, like... yours. so you can sort your shit the legal way rule 2: You can get him via the law for keying your car. Do it. rule 3: if you hit someone's car, PARK SOMEWHERE ELSE. i'm hitting YDI just because you were dumb enough not to move your car elsewhere.