By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 21:37 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, while putting a drip in the back of an elderly patient's hand, he commented that he didn't realise doctors had pierced nipples, but not to worry because he's only in the hospital "for the b*tches". FML
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sourgirl101 28

Do doctors have pierced nipples? We'll only know if you are indeed a "doctor". You can't control what comes out of people's mouth but you can control them from being able to see your nipples. So.... YDI

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mboehm88 3

That's not what this FML is about at all

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jeepster7874 0

what a pimp haha...did he ask for viagra too? lol

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GuitarNukka520 5

the drip consisted of a steady stream of Viagra.

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ForestFire0 1

To quote a complete moron's catch phrase: That's hot. (the pierced nipple, not the exposing yourself to the elderly)

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supahnazi 0

shes an old guy loooove docta

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yummycupcakegirl 0

Then you can go pick up a cute dr. ;)

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GuitarNukka520 5

wait I'm confused haha

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RedPillSucks 31

DocBastard, You gotta stop seeing patients while wearing those piercings. The children are scared and mechanics want to hook up their battery cables.

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masta1080 5

gotta love old people

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percawesome 0

That's right. Some countries have eliminated the need for the letter Z. Quiver in fearrr

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dudeitsdanny 9

I thought I replied to this last night saying "That's right, them silly Brits spell things differently just to confuse you =O" I like yours better.

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brendeynh 0

let me guess.... your nipples arent really peirced. Are they? it's just your deformed nipples. i had a girlfreind with messed up nipples...it was gross. so if thats the case..fyl. if not, you deserve it OP

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howslife123 0

you just admitted to looking at your friends nipples

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hotair10 9

hey moron, learn to read. he mis-spelled "girlfriend", but he did say it

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taniaaaaa 0

That sucks, alot. I hate when old guys are creepy pervs :( Btw what does YDI mean?

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knibbsy 4

Don't listen to ^ . YDI means "Yes! Doorstep Inseminator-man!" He gets everyone excited like Santa Claus' yearly visit, but he comes more than once a year.

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stronghand0331 17

Trust me, Tom knows. The doorstep inseminator man frequents his residence for a night filled with joy and pleasure ;)

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