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By Me - 20/12/2016 01:40 - United States - Canyon Lake

Today, while reading out loud in front of my entire class and teacher, I learned that I can't pronounce the word 'success'. It came out as 'sex', and when I tried to correct myself more slowly (multiple times), it came out 'sexsex'. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Sounds like a very unsexsexful presentation.

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RichardPencil 30

Slow down and say, "suck sex." There! That's better!!

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TheSovietOnion 21

Well some like to give on Christmas more than others

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Liongoddess8 18

On here, you have to start every post with 'today' and end with 'fml'. It doesn't necessarily mean that it actually happened today.

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Cali 54

If you look at the date you'll see that this was submitted on the 19th. Sometimes the submissions get backed up for a few days!

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Colon_Man 17

I get backed up, sometimes, too. That's usually when I get to catch up on FML! XD

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Dave_Davington 33

Sounds like a very unsexsexful presentation.

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RichardPencil 30

Slow down and say, "suck sex." There! That's better!!

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Colon_Man 17

Classic Freudian slip. That's when you say one thing while thinking about a mother.

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Mowmee 14

It's okay, I think everyone knew what you were talking about. Probably one other person would pronounce it that was too:).

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OysterPearls 33

I would have just said "achievement" or something along those lines after the first couple of unsuccessful attempts, haha.

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TheGr8Penguino 0

Either way, you can't say success without succ.

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