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By Quackers - 11/04/2012 15:39 - United States - Denver

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

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By IwantOff - 09/10/2022 07:30

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Today, I made fun of a crazy-looking woman at the park. The man next to me turned out to be her husband, and he dragged me by my ear over to apologize to her. My friends are still laughing at me and my ear is swollen to twice the usual size. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym. Once in the changing room, I realized I'd left my headphones at home. I had to work out without any music, so I spent the next 90 minutes being reminded how loud and obnoxious some gym-goers can be. FML

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By Roode - 22/07/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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Softballchhickk 11

Wednesday 11 April 2012 18:57

that quacked me up..

etiennerheaume_fml 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 18:56

You're wierd

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kendalx 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 10:29

I'm guessing your about five years old.

CharliesCool2084 8

Thursday 12 April 2012 12:25

You're.

CharliesCool2084 8

Thursday 12 April 2012 12:23

This is hilarious.

xlLuCkYChArMIx 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 18:57

Ducks need friends too, ya know. Soo do u speak duck now? ;)

TylerDirty 15

Thursday 12 April 2012 22:13

This was definitely FML worthy :p

livibobs98 7

Friday 13 April 2012 3:12

i sometimes do this and when ppl look i go omg them ducks are so loud and annoying and run off

PredeR 0

Friday 13 April 2012 6:58

lmao ! that made me laugh hehe.

dallanderson0 1

Friday 13 April 2012 17:17

haha that's just all around funny!!

ToewsIsMyBro19 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 22:27

This would of been okay? Even if you were by yourself, thats not okay. YDI

ropez 1

Sunday 15 April 2012 5:40

I did that to geese once. I was chased. Not very pretty...

Kendraluv 0

Monday 16 April 2012 1:45

Y would u quak to them they would prob run off as usual anyway?

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