Kids: Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML

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By iJehx - 13/07/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, I had to clean my walls with those Mr Clean Magic Sponges because we were having visitors. I got bored and started drawing penises with it because they would leave wet marks. There is nothing magic about how slow they dry when your visitors come an hour early. They saw all ten of them. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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elmorous 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:13

Yah? Wait until puberty hits ... then turn the light on!

xGet_Over_It 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:04

Ohnoes.

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tookietookie123 5

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:14

Leave it there and say it's art and if people ask questions... Then you have to put them down in the backyard!

champ10 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:15

lol @ #8

Selena_is_back 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:21

thank you, thank you.

NoMoreRainbows 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:15

put the boy in a dipper

Selena_is_back 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:51

and deep fry him.

Person1233 12

Sunday 31 October 2010 17:08

in piss.

W4X 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:15

so what

KikiThePug 0

Monday 1 November 2010 0:42

I'ma rock star, got my rock moves and I don't need you! -Pink

mahimalil 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:16

hey leave the lights on it looks like a decoration

brianjman14 22

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:18

Get cleaning and get your bro to help.

FreshSalad 1

Sunday 31 October 2010 23:56

You are really creepy looking. Is that your Halloween costume?

harry_potter_luv 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:24

Hey it could be a decoration! or you could clean it up lol get him to help :P

elainelovesyou 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:24

Could be art, they'll never know.

Richisme 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:30

At least no semen.

Zebidee 8

Sunday 31 October 2010 23:04

...or was there...? o_O

xxxkittykatxxx 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:48

It could be the oils in his skin. :P

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