Kids: Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML

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Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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elmorous 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:13

Yah? Wait until puberty hits ... then turn the light on!

xGet_Over_It 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:04

Ohnoes.

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goalie001 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 5:30

your pee is supposed to be clear not yellow if it's yellow you're dehydrated

mazazon 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 21:15

black lights highlight any organic material, it could be germs,dead skin, food, doesn't have to be pee.

simran9 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 11:01

you're not Californian, you said bathroom, nit restroom.

MisUnFortunate 31

Wednesday 28 August 2013 2:04

Your comment is so incredibly stupid... I can't even... ugh. *aneurysm out of sheer stupidity*

TheTrouble 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 21:24

I don't get it?

mk58 31

Monday 23 April 2012 22:44

Nastiness. XP

darek96 8

Tuesday 12 November 2013 10:39

didnt get it?

Sydni_1022 8

Wednesday 15 January 2014 13:06

What does OP mean?

cwl727 32

Tuesday 15 April 2014 18:58

OP= Original Poster

cwl727 32

Tuesday 15 April 2014 18:20

Why would anybody want to see their pee glow?

snarkytruth 37

Saturday 7 March 2015 2:14

be careful where you take blacklights. I brought one to a hotel when on vacation. I usually bring lysol with us for tv remotes, phones, headboards because I dont trust house keeping to always be through. Needless to say after switching the blacklight on we changed hotels. Gross. Now we stay at better hotels . I still clean before we touch anything. You need to have a talk with your little bro about hygiene Or notify your mom.