Miscellaneous: Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When...

By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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By EmBAREassed - 31/07/2009 13:43 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML

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Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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Miscommunication

By embarrassed - 21/07/2021 01:59 - United States

Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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YayFlameWarz 9

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:26

The real FML is that you were shopping at Wal-Mart

candiicane 12

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:22

Gotta love Walmart.

Comments

attaboy368 20

Sunday 1 January 2012 23:04

Anything goes now days... you should have screamed really loud!

babybrie143 0

Monday 2 January 2012 0:17

Damm..suckss

bubo_fml 10

Monday 2 January 2012 0:39

Pretty people shop at Walmart? Geeze, either I haven't noticed any or I'm one ugly bastard!!

xerxesreign 0

Monday 2 January 2012 0:42

I see what you did there ....

projudy 9

Monday 2 January 2012 1:04

Did you slap him?

sjmcrowley 2

Monday 2 January 2012 1:40

I've never been called ugly either.. Except by my brother lol

ninjacapo 2

Monday 2 January 2012 2:12

The thing is, he jus got to groap your ass then walk away because he had you agape. Shoulda slapped him and screamed rape

pslcdsl 9

Monday 2 January 2012 3:00

Well, if you've been called ugly ONCE by a total creeper, you're probably pretty. Don't be discouraged. :)

Enan 4

Monday 2 January 2012 3:34

Decent people tend to keep those opinions to themselves, a guy like that just doesn't care so guesses are still open whether she's ugly or not.

xoxomariahkxoxo 6

Monday 2 January 2012 3:21

Have you seen www.peopleofwalmart.com ? I bet he's on there. FYL indeed.

SpeakOutLoud 1

Monday 2 January 2012 3:30

What a douche

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