Miscellaneous: Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one...

By no boobies - 29/05/2013 16:39 - United States

Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML

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By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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Ruthless

By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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By Audrey Anna Grace Somers - 12/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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By hahasuckit - 25/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled "Yeah right." in front of everyone. FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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Late start

By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2014 16:59 - Egypt

Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML

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By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

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Wednesday 29 May 2013 22:10

I hate when you find the perfect dress and then boom. Society expects you to have boobs!

PaRtTiMeGaMeR 21

Wednesday 29 May 2013 22:09

Grandma strikes again!

Comments

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 29 May 2013 22:18

Damn. Your grandmother's just as bad as some boys that make you self conscience about your size. Get a great push up bra and rock that dress. That's what I do. (:

BubbleGrunge 18

Wednesday 29 May 2013 22:26

Boobies are boobies no matter the size, OP! Embrace them (or let someone else do that for you!)

ShawnBushOG 9

Wednesday 29 May 2013 22:29

Grandma's will always wreck you.

ozpunker 20

Wednesday 29 May 2013 22:31

I've said it. before and I'll say it again. Small boobies can also be good boobies.

kozzard 17

Thursday 30 May 2013 12:15

The true question is: Are there bad. boobies?

ozpunker 20

Thursday 30 May 2013 17:17

Man boobies.

LyraAlluse 25

Wednesday 29 May 2013 22:42

I think all of the dysfunctional Grandparents mentioned on the website are somehow working together. Their covert organization is called, "The League Of Trolling Elders".

therealafroninga 10

Friday 31 May 2013 4:57

I'm very familiar with the LOTE.

LyraAlluse 25

Friday 31 May 2013 14:00

I am familiar with them too. Like the old lady who grabbed my hindquarters at the store when she was reaching for a can of carrots. They are everywhere!