By no boobies - 29/05/2013 16:39 - United States

Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 750
You deserved it 4 375

Same thing different taste

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I hate when you find the perfect dress and then boom. Society expects you to have boobs!

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Ass is so much better than breasts! Remember, every man has different tastes

unixdude 9

Did I miss the kickstarter link?

IvyPalin 7

Girl consider yourself lucky, boobs are such a curse; you can't run without having a paingasm, fitting bras are impossible to find and the rest are restricting and unsupportive, and total douche guys are always creeping for the wrong reasons. Sorry boo, and your grandma sounds like a nice woman, and it's those types of things you'll look back and remember about her :)

As someone who knows EXACTLY what you mean find anyone who can sew and get it taken in to fit you. Cost a bit extra but totally worth it! Most clothes are made to fit to majority B-C cups, leaving us A's with nothing that fits of the rack.

blink831forever 13

Lol. I love your grandma! But seriously somebody needs to buy you some ******* or give you a growth hormone or something.

She she doesn't need big boobs. Stop basing an asshole!

2ndSucks 15

The first sentence of your comment sums up my life.

Hmm, don't take it to heart. Even if it is because your breasts are not large, every clothing is made differently and not all of them will fit perfectly well on you, regardless of how big or small your body parts are. It was an embarrassing moment, but you will live :)

As a grown woman with AAA cups, I feel you. And for any incoming jokes, no, AAA is not just a battery size.

Leave it to grandma to bring the laughs. Buy her some *******, just tell grandma you don't need them, they will just end up as a belt like hers.