By deathbysnoosnoo - 24/11/2009 21:42 - United States

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Today, while showing my art work at a festival, a very old cougar walked up to me and asked if I wanted to hook up later. After refusing more than one time, the woman walked away with my business card. I've been getting emails with naked pictures. FML
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Propayne 0

#10 thanks for being cool :D

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dloc1 0

old broads need lovin to if she's rich it's that much better

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perdix 29

On the bright side, you definitely won't get in trouble for downloading kiddie **** or being a pedo-bear.

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CallMeHush 0

There really should be a photo option. ;p

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Mortanious 0

Is she hot? If so YDI for not tapping that ass. I love cougars personally, all they want is to please you in bed.

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Punkartmama 0

Can't you block her? Maybe just not open the emails? How is your life ****** because of unwanted emails?

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Rota 0

Why the **** would you pass up the opportunity to nail a cougar? Are you ******* retarded?

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SmokinGuns 13

Maybe some men actually have standards and don't have sex just for the story.

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youaresofucked 0

be thankful SOMEONE wants you. NO ONE ever looks at ME twice.

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andrewms 0

are you implying you don't like older women? Your screwed when you're "old"

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