Work: Today, I was at work. I'm a sign spinner. Lots of other employees...

By spinner - 01/09/2009 11:44 - United States

Today, I was at work. I'm a sign spinner. Lots of other employees shares stories of how they have been flashed by 18 year old hot chicks as they drive by. I got flashed by a 45 year old, 300lbs lady. FML

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You deserved it 5 461

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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You deserved it 3 785

By poseidon5213 - 17/05/2012 22:02 - United States - Inglewood

Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 022

You deserved it 2 629

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

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You deserved it 7 154

By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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You deserved it 42 604

Love is love, dude

By lonelyengineer - 19/12/2010 10:28 - Germany

Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 031

You deserved it 32 189

Pb_lily 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:39

I don't know any 18 year old hot girls that would flash the loser holding a sign.

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:38

Should wear a t-shirt saying "NO FAT CHICKS."

Comments

ClumsyJason 3

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:19

LMFAOOOO! FYL

sublime93 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 17:12

Boo-hoo, you didn't get to see ******* Your life is soooo ****** -_-

davidomke 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 17:27

I agre. OP, you're a prev

FuckMYIife 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 17:39

This was already posted. YDI.

iBimmer 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 17:52

"Lots of other employees shares stories" Shares? No wonder you're a sign spinner.

TysonFawlay 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 17:57

Yeah. Saying they shares stories surely disqualifies you from any job. =)

lubby_fml 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:17

You do know "S" is right next to "D" on a qwerty keyboard, right?

will90 5

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:01

#33 He did get to see *******! Just not the ones he wanted but, beggars can't be choosers right OP?

whoperlargefries 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 21:04

exactly. i do that all the time, everybody does. its called a TYPO and everyone makes them. cut the guy some slack and no, he doesn't deserv it, he doesn't get to ******* choose who flashes him! its a FML b/c everyone else got young hot girls flashing them, not overweight 45yr olds.

JustSoLost 8

Wednesday 2 September 2009 3:08

LMAO! You deserved it pervert.

_Squall__fml 1

Wednesday 2 September 2009 7:12

Oh he saw **** alright...just not the ones he thought he'd see.

twitchy315 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 5:16

bouncy bounce

truelyawesome 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:35

he's complaining about who he got flashed by, not what he did or didn't see. use your brain

depotst 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 17:33

WTF is a sign spinner anyway??? one of those people that stand on the corner of an intersection and hold a dominos sign or whatever?

tagedawg 0

Friday 7 May 2010 6:01

yeah sublime soo true...thought it did sux 2 bd flashed by that 45 *shivers*

firefighter_mike 1

Thursday 29 December 2011 11:45

OP, I bet your parents are proud...

xyourstruly3 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:20

What A Great Start Of Your Day

AAAAHHHH12 2

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:30

And the point of all capital first letters being...?

dudeitsdanny 9

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:23

He/She never learned which words to capitalize in elementary school so he/she capitalizes all of them.

kitkatt978 5

Sunday 20 March 2011 7:08

imao so true. it makes it seem lime they are yelling at the beginning of every word.

bobchickenfart 5

Sunday 12 February 2012 19:19

Why Are You Typing Like This?

RJB 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:20

Uh yum.. :-(

p3kpek 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:21

woooo ! good thing she wasn't 75 years old eh ?

viral_fml 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:21

Go get laid.

angryseatroll 5

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:21

Hahaahaha. Thats gross

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:22

Be glad it wasn't a guy.

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:25

Haha. I was picturing someone...not so well-endowed. So, more like wiggled at.

ireply_w_lyrics 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:15

@ the man joke: "...Well the sunset better set soon So we can get in the mood Things start getting heated up When it starts getting cool yeah Summer nights Everybody are you with me? Let that igloo cooler mark your piece of paradise Summer nights Everybody`s feeling sexy Holler if you`re ready for some summer nights Come on..."