By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 07:10 - United States - Queens Village

Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML
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skippydoda 32

I have a feeling even if you didn't do it, she'd still blame you.

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colinabi 13

Something tells me she doesn't like you very much .

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Denise1988 13

Hold it next time!

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EvilTurtle 35

But that's how you you get shitty thoughts

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wordygirl 11

Nothing better than cake and ice cream with the smell of dooky in the air. A celebration nobody will forget!

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RabbitOfAurora 28

I laughed at your comment harder than I should have #13!

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fakedsincerity 32

You should have proudly farted to the tune of Happy Birthday.

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False_Stupidity 41

^ This! If you can fart out the tune to Happy Birthday you will forever win the respect of your hubby and every other man that hears about it.

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sighlifeman 12

she must work at a fart factory where she knows everyone by fart smell

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ronzi 15

I feel bad for you , but this is just hilarious

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Richard6036 13

Just tell her your ass was trying to help your husband blow out the candles

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Destiny8745 29

Next time fart in her general direction. That'll teach her!

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Xandrick 22

Well, she IS the mother-in-law. And you ARE her darling son's wife. By default you'd constantly be her arch-nemesis.

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