Cars and Intimacy: WTF, dude?

WTF, dude?

By NNTA - 26/12/2013 23:21 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, as I was driving back home from my grandma's, I looked over at the guy in the lane beside me, only to witness him with a sandwich between his teeth and his cock in his free hand. Now I know why I don't leave the city, or even drive, more often. FML

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You deserved it 4 528

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By mentallyscarred - 31/01/2011 09:34 - United States

Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

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You deserved it 4 708

By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

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You deserved it 4 028

By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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You deserved it 36 632

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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You deserved it 3 325

Cheeky

By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 08:00

Today, I was eating lunch in my car. There was a cute guy, also in his car, who kept smiling at me and winking with a cheeky grin. I considered giving him my number but his girlfriend suddenly sat up from having her head in his lap, wiping her mouth. He was getting a blowjob the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 314

By secretdoll - 09/11/2010 07:51 - United States

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

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You deserved it 3 982

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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You deserved it 5 023

By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 20:30 - United States

Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML

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You deserved it 2 805

Dude, you're really bad at this

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 05:00 - Kenya

Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML

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You deserved it 844

By Jessy - 14/10/2011 11:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

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You deserved it 2 781

Redoxx_fml 22

Friday 27 December 2013 2:29

Maybe he wanted a cockmeat sandwich and this was the next best thing.

flashback.miss 28

Friday 27 December 2013 2:29

hopefully he didn't catch you staring and it wasn't too long a traffic stop.

Comments

flashback.miss 28

Friday 27 December 2013 2:29

hopefully he didn't catch you staring and it wasn't too long a traffic stop.

dotalover 15

Friday 27 December 2013 2:45

nice eyes

HKCgrimmjow 15

Friday 27 December 2013 2:46

That's be awkward... It's already awkward enough when you catch someone picking their nose while driving

radwanov 14

Friday 27 December 2013 4:09

its okay, he just needed some extra salty mayo :) .. now i'm hungry

Odis12 11

Friday 27 December 2013 5:09

Well, he must've been gifted, because I don't understand how in the hell you'd see that unless you were right in his window.

Gestpacho88 12

Friday 27 December 2013 7:30

*looks over* "you gotta perdy mouth...." *drives off*

Redoxx_fml 22

Friday 27 December 2013 2:29

Maybe he wanted a cockmeat sandwich and this was the next best thing.

chany25 7

Friday 27 December 2013 4:07

give him a wave! then he either has to stop his wank or lose control of the car

radwanov 14

Friday 27 December 2013 4:11

or gaze back as he unloads :P

adamo_erebus 26

Friday 27 December 2013 5:09

I was waiting for this comment. XD

ob81 8

Friday 27 December 2013 2:29

You should have been paying attention to the road op. He is in his car.

breakinlegs 19

Friday 27 December 2013 2:45

So him being in his car makes it okay to pull his dick out?

Kataclysm97 32

Friday 27 December 2013 2:29

I don't understand the appeal some people find in masturbating while driving O_o And I'm sorry you had to witness that, OP.

MasqueradePrince 25

Friday 27 December 2013 2:43

I assume they like the thrill of possibly getting caught, of doing it in public.... -shrugs- people are into different things.

karatekid97 17

Friday 27 December 2013 2:29

He was just multitasking...

whiskeey 14

Friday 27 December 2013 4:41

He should multitask somewhere else, preferably in private!

Zarniclopsindorf 24

Friday 27 December 2013 2:30

Which city is that? Remind me to stay FAR away.

Sports_guy3 28

Friday 27 December 2013 6:32

Calm down; It's in the Netherlands. They (and tourists) need to watch out.

Paradoxxxx 16

Friday 27 December 2013 2:31

What. The. ****

superrocket19 17

Friday 27 December 2013 2:32

It's a good thing it wasn't traffic. ah, multitasking at its finest.

Wizardo 33

Friday 27 December 2013 2:39

Being the Netherlands I'm not surprised these guys are probably out of their damn minds and that sandwich was probably laced with marijuana... the **** too.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Friday 27 December 2013 2:49

**** laced with weed? I can honestly say I would've never come up with that in a lifetime...

Aleys_fml 21

Friday 27 December 2013 3:39

Geez thats a little offensive. I am proud to be born in the Netherlands. There are crazy people I won't deny that, but there are crazy people in every country.

smokecloud_ 37

Friday 27 December 2013 6:22

Hmm.. **** laced with weed.. I feel as though my boyfriend would be less than thrilled if I tried to light his dick and smoke it. But, you have given me the courage to try!! Hey, honey.. c'mere!!