By skidmark - 08/12/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Heeeerroin 5

Honestly thought it said Jizzy...

I'd expect nothing less from walmart shoppers.

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No, she feels happiness because it's almost Christmas

uy_fml 4

Not even standing is safe now. T~T

Gotta love wal-mart. Where all the crazy people go.

Altie 13

wait for him around the corner and lay out a spike strip

Same thing happened to me....except it was with a truck....good times

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