Miscellaneous: Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit...

By skidmark - 08/12/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

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You deserved it 2 673

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 16:53 - United States - Concord

Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML

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You deserved it 3 601

He started it, sorry

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML

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You deserved it 171

Those things are lethal

By Anonymous - 15/12/2021 23:01 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I was riding an electric scooter on my way to work when a car sped out of a driveway and hit me. Not only did I end up in hospital, but I missed my job on the second day back. FML

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You deserved it 130

By never thought I'd say that - 22/08/2013 19:05 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 728

You deserved it 2 848

Black out

By Rude awakening - 28/10/2020 14:01 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, I blacked out while riding my electric scooter. Luckily, I was quickly jolted awake when my chin hit the tarmac. FML

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You deserved it 213

By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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You deserved it 2 936

By Krystyn Gareau - 09/09/2011 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

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You deserved it 13 704

Dude, are you OK?

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 330

Stuck

By Tabeling101 - 12/12/2016 01:51

Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML

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You deserved it 1 466

By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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You deserved it 1 056

Heeeerroin 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 18:47

Honestly thought it said Jizzy...

smdthinks 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 18:50

I'd expect nothing less from walmart shoppers.

Comments

rattusrattus 18

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:21

100 points, 100 points 2x combo, 100 points 3x combo! New High Score, please enter your initials.

Jasonf6 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:51

Did you call the cops and have him arrested for DUI?

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 8 December 2011 23:18

You should've had your force field on.

bluhair 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 23:24

that's awesome

Scarlettx7 0

Friday 9 December 2011 0:09

At least you wasn't the only one embarrassed

Donniehw 5

Friday 9 December 2011 5:14

You weren't* If your going to comment, use correct grammar.... Yes, I'm sure someone will comment on my grammar in this comment. To you I say, "balls to you and good day."

benderbot19 0

Friday 9 December 2011 7:09

*you're.

insurednotoriety 0

Friday 9 December 2011 0:16

That's all you got? Really? This is Walmart we're talking about here; a wheelchair-bound booze hound playing hot wheels with you should be the LEAST of your worries..

Katja004 6

Friday 9 December 2011 0:31

Funny

TB1_fml 14

Friday 9 December 2011 2:47

If that happened anywhere else, I would agree that your life sucks. But , just for hanging out in Walmart, you deserved it!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 9 December 2011 4:56

Just for wal-mart? **** you, prestegious ****...

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 9 December 2011 4:58

Just for wal-mart? **** you, prestegious ****!!!

Donniehw 5

Friday 9 December 2011 5:06

Throw something heavy and hard in front of it.... I'm sure the people he ran over will find it funny when his jizzy scooter stops suddenly and his gut slams against the steering wheel... Ok well maybe not slams... Because they go real slow but you get the point... Btw I like to put "…" at the end of things...