By skidmark - 08/12/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML
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Heeeerroin 5

Honestly thought it said Jizzy...

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smdthinks 0

I'd expect nothing less from walmart shoppers.

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perdix 29

He meant it was an accident he ran into you -- with a name like "skidmark," I'm guessing you're gross even by Walmart standards. He was obviously using the scooter to "take out" cute girls. You Walmart people have some crazy courting rituals.

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eddyg94 11

probably ought to have seen/heard a drunk on a scooter coming?

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1seven1 0

Not a bad day of shopping at wal-mart where fantasy/horror land meet

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geon_olam 17

well the song says that its the most wonderful time of the year and songs dont lie.

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rubberduckie94 13

"Tarnation at these kids today standing still in the aisle blocking the metamucil. back in my day we just grabbed our shit and got out. I'll show him to stand still its almost time for the peoples court i have to get home.". BOOM.

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Donniehw 5

I read that in the best old drunk dude voice I could think of xD Herbert is awesome...

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daydreamer244 13

He obviously enjoyed it ;)

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vip3r20 8

maybe you should've moved...

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taternuts 0

Moving targets are harder to hit, next time don't be so lazy and try to get out of the way. I'd honestly feel bad for you if you didn't stand there and watch two more people get hit without warning them

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You're probably one of those rich 1% CEO assholes who spend their money on expensive things.

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farhil 14

No, he's probably a 12 year old who has never worked for a dollar in his life.

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