Miscellaneous: Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed...

By woopwoop - 18/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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By hahasuckit - 25/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled "Yeah right." in front of everyone. FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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Fingers crossed

By NotASize0 - 04/04/2013 15:12 - Denmark

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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Staircase wit at the checkout

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

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Wait, what?

By HereToLaughAtU - 18/11/2014 04:16 - United States - Des Moines

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

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Stranger danger

By erin - 02/04/2021 10:59

Today, I saw a girl with the same shirt as me. I excitedly pointed it out. She punched me in the face. I didn’t think people actually got mad about that. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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lulzorz 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:17

nice, way to shout out first man.... i think the person in line meant that the OP was fat. which is EXTREMELY rude, im sorry :(. dont worry, that lady is a **** and no "size" will ever change that.

Narsh 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:17

That was totally uncalled for. Why not just say "Oh yeah, I guess we are wearing the same shirt." and leave it at that? Some people...

Comments

jokolopolop 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 6:51

why would you say that?

Lucysmom1 0

Monday 13 June 2011 9:38

Wow she's a jerk!

12vballchick12 5

Monday 27 June 2011 8:20

well that's mean :( maybe it was a bad day... hopedully

BeautifulDemonKP 4

Monday 25 July 2011 8:46

awuh thats not cool maybe she was too busy pulling the 3 yard long stick outta her booty. Sorry op

BeautifulDemonKP 4

Monday 25 July 2011 9:04

50 i just love how you are being such an insensitive little prick it does not matter if OP is full figured or not that chick had no right to have a BF on her and 41 stop being a grammar nazi it doesnt make you cool just makes you pretentious. Also OP is not dumb or stupid she obviously got kind of interested in the fact she was wearing the same shirt as the woman in fron of her and pointed it out. Sorry OP.

ladiesman199 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:20

1-800 Jennie Craig! ASAP!!!

anton4223 3

Friday 2 September 2011 8:56

Shoulda just been like, "yeah. I'm wearing a small, you pig." Defend yourself in situations like that.

jcqtpie 0

Monday 16 January 2012 13:14

Ouch!

JohnnyScene 7

Wednesday 8 February 2012 21:40

I heard the P90x does wonders

seb6969 6

Monday 30 April 2012 23:00

That's what you get for talking to random people in grocery stores. Random people are usually random psychos who imitate us with the clothes they wear. Warning to all... if you see someone wearing the same shirt as you, or the same shoes as you, or even the same underwaer as you, don't talk to them. Just walk away slowly and pretend nothing's ever happened. You'll save yourself a lot of grief.