Health: Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back...

By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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By imalwaystired - 21/01/2010 20:20 - France

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

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Good morning

By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By B-ran - 05/01/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML

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By StillDrowsy - 09/10/2009 12:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML

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You deserved it 7 370

By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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Things hate me

By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By Monique - 10/04/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

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You deserved it 10 794

Open door policy

By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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You deserved it 197

By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

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You deserved it 3 308

Mahomie123 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 19:02

better take some extra pills then..

every1luvsboners 11

Tuesday 25 October 2011 19:09

Hopefully the windowsill is okay. I don't think that was a headache. That was what is left of your brain trying to escape before you do anymore dumb shit.

Comments

MissRoxiie 12

Tuesday 25 October 2011 19:11

I hope for you it wasn't the last one =s

MagicallyFat 12

Tuesday 25 October 2011 21:40

What does "=s" mean

MissRoxiie 12

Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:30

Face expression meaning either worried or confused depending on the context. In this case worried.

Bakarra 22

Tuesday 25 October 2011 19:13

agree with

flockz 19

Tuesday 25 October 2011 20:28

.....me? WHY THANK YOUUU!! no one ever believes me when i tell them i am the creator of my own religion! see what happens is you become my loyal bitch and you make me sammiches and make my bed and walk the dog..... well because i am your god! i don't have any followers yet.... but since you obviously agree with me, that role now belongs to you. back out and i kill you.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:32

Like a boss!

GraceKathryn97 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 19:13

Haha ouch! :

chingthecreator 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:41

No shit

icefshng8 9

Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:20

Her again... :'(

iam_yummylicious 12

Tuesday 25 October 2011 19:15

Common sense eludes some people...

Skittlepickle 13

Tuesday 25 October 2011 19:15

Damn wall...

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 26 October 2011 23:34

Always running into people and cars aren't they...

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Tuesday 25 October 2011 19:18

And I bet that not one person cared when they read it, so OP came here looking for sympathy. Poor, misguided OP....

Savra_fml 17

Tuesday 25 October 2011 19:20

Write to tne manufacturer to add "don't turn back to windowsill if you throw head back to swallow pills" and "adverse effects may include more severe headache" to the information sheet that comes with them