Miscellaneous: Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching... - FML

By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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eliana_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:57

Not that bad...

Escapist28 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:59

No, I agree with Lisimal. This sort of thing happens to me all the time, too. I'd give you a few examples, but I can't seem to locate my keyboard...

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prin_cess8 4

Thursday 27 August 2009 23:12

lol, i have done this also!!!! :] :] one time i was trying to call my cell phone... from my cell phone!! lol! :] it was funny! i got a good laugh out of it. :]

hai_im_bruno 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 11:06

ffs this isnt a bloody fml its cute.

ale81addict4life 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:39

i did this once while i was on the phone with a girl i liked alot

ErinSaysHerro 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 10:36

haha that actually sounds kinda sweet. xD

Jason_Q 4

Thursday 10 September 2009 7:24

YDI for not having a T-mobile G1.

lulujay 0

Monday 19 October 2009 9:02

I have done that a few times lol, I would be talking on my phone and looking for my phone so I could send a text lol

Bloonbloon 0

Monday 26 October 2009 23:07

#222 rofl I always do that

xXJustmeXx_fml 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 1:22

Lmao! tht just made my day! glad to know im not the only one who forgets tht easily :b

Jmlova21 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:50

What your bf did was cute though lol...

red_saphire 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 22:52

not really an FML i agree :) but its cute as hell ahahahaha

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