Miscellaneous: Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching... - FML

By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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eliana_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:57

Not that bad...

Escapist28 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:59

No, I agree with Lisimal. This sort of thing happens to me all the time, too. I'd give you a few examples, but I can't seem to locate my keyboard...

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redheadedmonster 24

Wednesday 25 August 2010 23:09

I've this before. I felt really srupid afterwards.

dorkerosito 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 16:12

hahahahahaha. that was funny. LMAO.

myunicornbarfedo 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 21:01

hahaha i just did that two days agoXDXDXD now my boyfriend won't let me live it down.......

FadedShadow 4

Saturday 2 October 2010 3:44

I've done that. on the phone with my bf and had 2 friends in the room with me. They all got a good laugh

llllJakubllll 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 22:07

The amount of retards that have said this happens all the time is overwhelming.

damilesguy 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:05

wait so u were talking to your bf on the fone but close enuff to him so that he could see whut ur doing? weird

pleasedontgo 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 7:30

that's not too bad. I've done the same thing many times.

DrStarryguy 0

Monday 20 December 2010 23:27

I wear glasses and do that with them.

rockinroyalty 0

Monday 28 February 2011 1:22

lmao ur BF is so cute

babylioncub 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 17:43

Been there, done that xD

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