Miscellaneous: Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching... - FML

By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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eliana_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:57

Not that bad...

Escapist28 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:59

No, I agree with Lisimal. This sort of thing happens to me all the time, too. I'd give you a few examples, but I can't seem to locate my keyboard...

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Warm_Apple_Pie 21

Monday 27 January 2014 3:02

I've done this with my glasses before... the worst part is, my vision was blurry because I'd forgotten to take them off in the shower and I was looking for them when I got out... DON'T JUDGE ME IT WAS 5 IN THE MORNING!!

Ericka5050 5

Tuesday 25 February 2014 13:20

Uhhhh... I might've done that too.... Three times. Different people though so it's all good. Wait, now they can all talk behind my back about it. Well this sucks. FYL and FML.

bobbabson 8

Thursday 27 February 2014 13:18

Stupid woman

Mortoli 30

Friday 28 February 2014 3:26

Lol reminds me of the ol school days when you put your pencil in your ear then forget its there and start looking for it to no avail to which you decide to get another pencil only to have the one in your ear slip and stab you in the hand... The good ol days lol

LovableShannon 12

Sunday 28 September 2014 17:07

Haha, Hilarious! Favorite!

welldammit1 21

Saturday 28 March 2015 18:35

I do that all the time

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