Kids: Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he...

By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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Surprise!

By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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Messy

By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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Shitty situation

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML

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Paper-thin walls

By Lauren Davies - 17/09/2019 06:00

Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 08:00 - United States - Temecula

Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML

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Chub rub

By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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Saturday 30 May 2009 12:11

Oh gawd, that kid's a genius haha.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 12:14

Been there, didn't fall for that, back in my babysitting days. Kid called me and told me she needed me to wipe her, I handed her a roll of TP and told her to grow up and do it herself. Works wonders. She cleaned herself just fine. (At her age, I'm sure she normally already cleaned by herself and was just tempted to pull a prank like the kid you babysat too, so I'm sure I escaped a similar fate...)

Comments

LoveToSmile101 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 14:38

Lmao #4 "Big Daddy" quote right? And wow i hope he's really young. If he is not really a big deal.Just watch you heands.Though at the momment i would be grossed out.

ladywaldo 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 14:44

Omg **** that kid up!!! What a little prick!

sawdy 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 14:44

Kick his ass!

Vasir 2

Saturday 30 May 2009 14:45

Dude, you should NOT have to wipe a kid's ass while babysitting.. im sure the parents wouldve understood if you said no

Purane2forever 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 15:01

HAHAHAHA Ida beat him

katiek 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 15:25

Devil child! hahahah i'd puke all over that kid. Unless he was like 2 or 3. If he was 4 or above, I'd be really upset. haha

nutmeg 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 15:41

How old is he? I don't think it's THAT gross if I'm babysitting and a kid needs help in the bathroom. You are the babysitter so you have to expected stuff like that, especially if they're young. Try babysitting when a kid poops on the steps. That's fun stuff.

juicyjous 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 15:42

YDI LOL FUNNY

Elements_fml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 15:44

NASTY!!! Put him in the microwave!

SaphireScorpion 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 15:45

Kids need help wiping. If they don't get it all they can get bad rashes and stuff. The reason you're being paid is to take care of the kid. However, THIS kid sounds like a true little bastard, so I feel sorry for you. And #20, my little brother could speak full sentences and be understood at a year and a half old--should he have been changing his own diapers, by your logic?