By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Been there, didn't fall for that, back in my babysitting days. Kid called me and told me she needed me to wipe her, I handed her a roll of TP and told her to grow up and do it herself. Works wonders. She cleaned herself just fine. (At her age, I'm sure she normally already cleaned by herself and was just tempted to pull a prank like the kid you babysat too, so I'm sure I escaped a similar fate...)

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cookie27 0

Eww, I'm sorry. FYL indeed. :(

How were you supposed to know? But now you do. Little kids are dickheads, because they're always hearing about how they're so cute.

y did u agree to do it in the first place? if he was old enough to use the toilet shouldnt he be old enough to wipe his own ass? however if he was like disabled then i understand and im sry for ur experience

mrsadamlambert 0

what a little shit.. literally haha

prttyyngthng 0
myloveiselectric 0

sorry, 11, but haven't you learned not to do that while on this site? haha

psh i do that on a nightly basis at work. (except i get gloves... hahaha)

Ahahaha lol I would have locked him in the closet with his ass still dirty haha

what did u do ? Depending on if they were 5 and up i would either look blank and wipe it on them or scold them wash it off and tell the parents u would would need extra and a appology if they ever wanted to see u again