Miscellaneous: Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party...

Did anyone else think OP snuck out, went to the party, and met his/her Mom while sneaking back in to the house? That's how I interpreted it. FYL OP, if that's true. If what everyone else is saying is what happened, you have blackmail on her.

gruesomehorizon 12

Friday 20 April 2012 18:49

mom:I won't tell if you won't Son: Agreed.

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 21 May 2012 12:23

Awkward. Sneak better next time noob!

thenamesmeg 7

Friday 29 March 2013 22:32

Lol! Blackmail her and go out to the party anyways!!

Kk_Waylen24 21

Friday 5 April 2013 8:20

What was she doing out!?

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