Miscellaneous: Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made...

By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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By Sarah_Mow - 28/10/2016 02:31

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2011 14:18 - United States

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

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Docbee 11

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:14

Throw your old tampon at them, they'll never look again! Unless they're into that kind of thing...

AwkwardPartyBear 24

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:15

Bloody perverts. Got caught red handed.

Comments

charvisioku 22

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:28

If the space was big enough, I would've quickly jabbed the tampon into her eye.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:29

Whenever I catch someone making awkward eye contact, I look them right in the eye and say "CAN I HELP YOU?" Then the awkwardness is on them. Every time.

gracehi 31

Thursday 7 February 2013 18:03

Unless they say, "I sure hope so. Are you a doctor?" Then the awkwardness ball is back in your awkward court, Doc.

Master0fTheDark 13

Friday 8 February 2013 4:05

then you reply, yes, yes I am! then it is back to them to think of a problem!

matt98_fml 13

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:29

That's one of the reasons why I hate going to public restrooms. Creepers..

wlddog 14

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:46

Because people watch you change your tampons? Is that a constant problem for you, or only in public bathrooms?

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 7 February 2013 18:54

Because at home he can change tampons and only be concerned about the watchful eye of his mom and the dog.

wlddog 14

Friday 8 February 2013 4:29

Well excuse me for being a dog. We get bored easily. Its not like you let use chew the couch up anymore. And we know whats going on in the house before anyone else does. Our nose works like a thousand times better then yours, and our hearing is way better. Course, we do type online slower, but thems the breaks.

awaydoggy 8

Friday 8 February 2013 4:46

dude，you are a guy

strike2867 13

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:30

This would have been funnier if it said fviz (man).

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:32

Come to think of it, I realized that in most public restrooms, its common to to see some of the door locks are missing. Do people actually go inside there with an electric screwdriver and steal them?

billyz77 24

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:36

Yeah, sorry about that, OP. Please pardon me, but I was just going to ask if you had any Grey Poupon?

honestjane 22

Thursday 7 February 2013 17:30

"But of course." *hands you the jar*

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 7 February 2013 18:56

*jar is filled with used tampons*

LightsxOut 10

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:37

Come on, you're just ovary acting.

cass1_l0ve 13

Thursday 7 February 2013 17:06

Bloody hell! I see what you did there ^.^

allie2590 31

Thursday 7 February 2013 17:59

Your profile pic is so perfect for this FML.

wlddog 14

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:42

You have just made me question my "I Love Noor" card. I never thought this day would come. Feels like a part of me just died a little bit. The mental image is just too disturbing.