Miscellaneous: Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made...

By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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By Sarah_Mow - 28/10/2016 02:31

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2011 14:18 - United States

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

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Docbee 11

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:14

Throw your old tampon at them, they'll never look again! Unless they're into that kind of thing...

AwkwardPartyBear 24

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:15

Bloody perverts. Got caught red handed.

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mermaidOFtheSEA 8

Friday 8 February 2013 8:33

ever ******* creeepy !

Satoaoi 13

Friday 8 February 2013 11:06

lmao number 2. gross =p

diva239 8

Friday 8 February 2013 11:24

That would of freaked me out!!!

karlee333 11

Friday 8 February 2013 14:21

The fact that you said 'person' makes me wonder male or female? -shudders-

bigbootcat 2

Friday 8 February 2013 15:19

YDI for using public bathrooms.

tskat2 3

Friday 8 February 2013 23:35

Well then..

yzzami 17

Saturday 9 February 2013 4:54

Similar thing happened to me before :( FYL

WeskersSexslave 15

Saturday 9 February 2013 9:07

eww'!

CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Saturday 9 February 2013 9:12

It has happened to me... An old lady I ran out of the stall because she wouldn't stop staring at me

Eyeisha420 5

Saturday 9 February 2013 9:35

Some people are just down right nasty !!

StEpHiE1226 12

Saturday 9 February 2013 13:48

I woulda said "here you want to scratch and sniff creeper?"

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