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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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By Sarah_Mow - 28/10/2016 02:31

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2011 14:18 - United States

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

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Docbee 11

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:14

Throw your old tampon at them, they'll never look again! Unless they're into that kind of thing...

AwkwardPartyBear 24

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:15

Bloody perverts. Got caught red handed.

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trey1414 4

Thursday 7 February 2013 22:09

Giovanna Plowman?

TheWorldGreatest 8

Thursday 7 February 2013 22:13

And that's a good reason why I don't use public bathrooms! You never know who's looking.

dancinwookie 21

Thursday 7 February 2013 23:19

That is one of my worst fears! It just creeps me out and gives me the heebee jeebees thinking about it. CREEPY!!

lollipop77_fml 6

Thursday 7 February 2013 23:30

That's the first thing I noticed when I moved to Canada - most of the public bathrooms have this huge gap on either side of the door - what gives? Someone not very good with a measuring tape at the public bathroom door making facility? The public bathrooms in England have doors that fit!!!

buckdharma 37

Friday 8 February 2013 0:19

Maybe their carpenters should become dentists.

shark_girl 9

Thursday 7 February 2013 23:53

It was probably a little girl. Thats happened to me before; she was just curious. She wasn't trying to see me naked, it was just a natural thing.

annasworld 3

Friday 8 February 2013 0:12

Sounds like urine trouble :D

AlexJones44 9

Friday 8 February 2013 0:52

Weirdo pevert!

KayAnn19 10

Friday 8 February 2013 0:53

They need to learn what privacy means. This has happened to me before.

ob3y_Wayne454 7

Friday 8 February 2013 1:15

At least you weren't eating it and having said creeper video tape it.. o.O

madisonnnnn13 11

Friday 8 February 2013 1:23

Been there, done that, NEVER want to go back. Most awkward moment ever.

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