Miscellaneous: Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made...

By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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Bathroom menace

By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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By Sarah_Mow - 28/10/2016 02:31

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2011 14:18 - United States

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

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Docbee 11

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:14

Throw your old tampon at them, they'll never look again! Unless they're into that kind of thing...

AwkwardPartyBear 24

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:15

Bloody perverts. Got caught red handed.

Comments

cass1_l0ve 13

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:52

That's when you hold eye contact, pull it out, and pretend to eat your tampon. Freak her out!

omgcyndaquil 23

Thursday 7 February 2013 20:33

How does one pretend to eat a tampon? Either you eat it or you don't.

wlddog 14

Thursday 7 February 2013 17:13

Well... I can believe that.

tricialynn86 3

Thursday 7 February 2013 17:30

This may sound gross but I would have shoved my tampon in their eye

wlddog 14

Friday 8 February 2013 4:30

Yep. It sounds gross.

stevo918 3

Thursday 7 February 2013 17:39

Why I hate public bathrooms have had people peep in on me before

poccocurantes 7

Thursday 7 February 2013 17:45

At least they didn't check out your profile on FML. Creepers!

billyz77 24

Thursday 7 February 2013 23:39

If you don't want people looking at your profile, don't have one. The whole idea of a profile is to meet new people and you can't do that without clicking on a pic. Not everyone is a creeper.

poccocurantes 7

Friday 8 February 2013 5:44

It was sarcasm. Read some of the profiles.

Mikss 5

Thursday 7 February 2013 17:46

This is just plain crazy. What is wrong with people

Ultradmac 9

Thursday 7 February 2013 17:52

burned into my mind, txs

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 7 February 2013 17:55

A little strange, and a little off target.

jackiemora 18

Thursday 7 February 2013 18:02

Another reason why I hate public bathrooms, afraid to see through that little space between the doors.

gracehi 31

Thursday 7 February 2013 18:17

Reminds me of boot camp. At boot camp, the bathroom stalls don't have doors at all. And in the military, you have to give urine samples for drug testing, and when you do, someone has to watch the urine leave your urethra.