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By Shotacon - 07/04/2016 03:06 - United States - Woodbury

Today, while using the leg press at the gym, some guy thought he could use more weight than me since I look really young. He hurt himself. He then blamed me and tried to get me kicked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2022 07:00 - Australia - Glen Iris

Today, I walked into the gym to do legs and walked up to the leg press machine where a trainer was taking weights off. I asked him if he was about to use the machine and he gave me an odd look and said no, then walked back to his client who was in a wheelchair. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 02:00

Today, at the gym, a guy yelled at me to stop lifting more than his son, because I was embarrassing him by being a girl and lifting more. His son must have been 15 and I almost qualified for the Olympics, but sure I’ll hold back to spare the feelings of a misogynistic 15 year-old little bitch. FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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By MarcusJones713 - 08/04/2009 11:17 - United States

Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me to do a few bench presses. Since I'd never done any before, I decided to start with no weights on the bar and work my way up from there. I wound up pinned beneath the bar, calling for my friend to come free me. FML

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Namaste

By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 09:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML

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Badass

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 12:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my friend invited me to his boxing club for the first time. Since I'm somewhat short and scrawny-looking, he was worried that the workout would be too difficult for me. I waved him off and told him that I was tougher than I looked. Five minutes into class, I sprained my ankle. FML

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By Idle_Twin - 17/05/2015 17:53 - United States - Miami

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML

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By juggalomurderer59 - 12/11/2014 16:00 - United States

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML

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pfitch32 10

Thursday 7 April 2016 12:12

With those legs he couldn't kick anyone out too hard ?

sighlifeman 12

Thursday 7 April 2016 12:12

showing off never gets you anywhere

Comments

moocowmilk0 19

Thursday 7 April 2016 12:45

what a dingleberry

cheeeksss 29

Thursday 7 April 2016 19:10

Damn, haven't heard that insult since highschool.

hotmessguy 13

Thursday 7 April 2016 12:46

Didn't know they let 5 year olds work out at the gym these days...

asiansapphire 10

Thursday 7 April 2016 12:54

(y)

Danne696 14

Thursday 7 April 2016 12:46

That's one of the dumbest things I've heard, which says a lot considering the Internet exists.

brose180158 9

Thursday 7 April 2016 12:53

He should have known his own limits.

Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Thursday 7 April 2016 12:54

What the hell is going on with your username?!

CheekyRaccoon 27

Thursday 7 April 2016 14:38

I don't see anything wrong with it. He's just stating that he once shot a convict.

nemouisu 22

Thursday 7 April 2016 13:06

Guess he couldn't live with that weight on his shoulders, eh?

saxaddict122 14

Thursday 7 April 2016 13:12

Wow. First comment thread I've seen in a while with no YDI trolls. So here goes! "YDI for having legs!" Bring on the muthafuckin thumbs downs!

LyricaSilvan 29

Thursday 7 April 2016 13:17

"Yes, it is absolutely MY fault that you decided to be a macho idiot. Of course."

ThatHorse 15

Thursday 7 April 2016 13:48

I wonder if that other guy tried sending in an FML too. "Today, some idiot kid tricked me into lifting too much weight and I broke my legs. FML."

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 7 April 2016 13:59

there are numbers on those things right? and muscles aren't always bulky.

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