By Fartfail - 18/04/2012 13:43 - Hong Kong - Corozal

Today, while vacuuming my new apartment, I farted a few times. After my last fart, I turned to find my super-hot neighbor standing at the door. Panicking, I asked in a "I-didn't-just-fart-my-ass" tone, "Oh hi! Been standing there for long?" She replied, "Since your initial rip." FML
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Bekll 31

She could hear it over the vacuuming?

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crablegs 2

didn't just Fart your Ass? where else would you Fart from?

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loserman67 35

Okay, so the ice has been broken (or in your case melted) and the awkward "introduction" is done. This chick sounds pretty cool, not to run, or laugh or insult you. Sounds to me like you need to ask her out. Just one bit of advice, I'd cool it on the farts for the first few dates. BTW, do you always vacuum with the door open?

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runnamuk 6

The real fml here is that, apparently, the OP cannot fart in his own home without having to worry about whether he has a neighbor somewhere in his apartment to hear him.

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lollipop77_fml 6

I'd say there was nothing to be embarrassed about - she was obviously enjoying Vac-farts first symphony! Kudos to you on finding a cheap way to fumigate your apartment!!

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LittleGreenPaola 23

Why was your door unlocked? And why didn't she knock? i think you're allowed to do anything you want in your apartment. Coming to your place, standing at the door without saying a word, and next making fun of you it's kinda weird, instead.

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RedPillSucks 31

She may have knocked, but he didn't hear over the loud vacuuming, and even louder farting.

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LittleGreenPaola 23

So if you knock at your neighbour's door and he can't hear, you keep standing there without even trying to call him aloud? I keep thinking there's something wrong with op's neighbour.

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felah17 6

I didn't know they had Taco Bell in Hong Kong! I'm sitting here listening to Frank Sinatra's, "The summer winds", thinking: This is more like FML, (Fart my Life)!!!!!

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chick92282 15

At times like this all you can do is laugh it off. After all, farting is a normal and necessary function and you thought you were alone. Maybe in a day or two you could invite her to dinner with the promise that you will not eat anything with beans in it? If she says yes, fantastic! If she says no, well, too bad for her.

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