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Atleast there wasn't a party load of people
At least you had the decency to wait until you left the elevator. Not many do.
You can only get away with it in a crowded elevator. Then you can just look at the guy next to you and blame him.
Or you could do what Peter Griffin does and blames the other person even if you two are the only people in the elevator.
Well, they're your parents! They would've seen a much more embarrassing side of you when you were little.. Be thankful it wasn't your hot neighbour or your girlfriend or something!
I know the feeling.
At least you didn't poop your pants while you were at it
Why does it say 5ML? Is it a typo or a pun? Just curious...
It's to celebrate FML's 5th birthday.
Thanks! I didn't notice until after I posted this that it was on more than one post. :)
I was wondering the same thing, #7. Until I read the blog. Happy Birthday to my favorite app! #5ML
First time i saw it I was wondering how they let such an obvious typo through. Then I looked through the rest and realized it wasn't a typo. took me a few minutes to get it.
Thanks for making me feel like less of an idiot guys. :)
I was wondering the same thing and didn't have the balls to ask!
Learn from this experience. Next time fart in the elevator and let an unexpecting victim take all the blame.
There are two kinds of people in this world...
The people who fart in elevators, and the poor bastard who has to smell it.
What's the big deal about letting it rip? I would of laughed with them.
*would've
Thanks, Swallows. Grammar is important. I would of correct myself if I was edumacted.
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Not even safe in your own home.
At least you had the decency to wait until you left the elevator. Not many do.