By D.J. - 25/01/2014 01:34 - United States - Houston

Today, I ran into my apartment and let one rip, since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out, and laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. FML
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JMichael 25

Not even safe in your own home.

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Welshite 39

At least you had the decency to wait until you left the elevator. Not many do.

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JMichael 25

Not even safe in your own home.

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whothewhat 4

NSA ad mom strike again

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chutney_02 22

Atleast there wasn't a party load of people

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Welshite 39

At least you had the decency to wait until you left the elevator. Not many do.

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FracturedMinds 21

You can only get away with it in a crowded elevator. Then you can just look at the guy next to you and blame him.

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Robbieisadowg 16

Or you could do what Peter Griffin does and blames the other person even if you two are the only people in the elevator.

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abhi95 31

Well, they're your parents! They would've seen a much more embarrassing side of you when you were little.. Be thankful it wasn't your hot neighbour or your girlfriend or something!

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AliSama 17

Or boyfriend. :-D she could be a lesbian as you suggested.

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abhi95 31

Lol.. I totally missed the gender part there! Well let me just save face and say.. Yes, I meant her to be a lesbian!

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ChristianH39 30

That's not too bad, I doubt your parents would seriously judge you for farting in your own apartment. Even if it was a truly epic one, in which case you should've laughed with them

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elmatador615 12

At least you didn't poop your pants while you were at it

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4funzies 13

Why does it say 5ML? Is it a typo or a pun? Just curious...

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4funzies 13

Thanks! I didn't notice until after I posted this that it was on more than one post. :)

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Sports_guy3 28

I was wondering the same thing, #7. Until I read the blog. Happy Birthday to my favorite app! #5ML

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FracturedMinds 21

First time i saw it I was wondering how they let such an obvious typo through. Then I looked through the rest and realized it wasn't a typo. took me a few minutes to get it.

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4funzies 13

Thanks for making me feel like less of an idiot guys. :)

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elcee1987 18

I was wondering the same thing and didn't have the balls to ask!

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saIty 17

Learn from this experience. Next time fart in the elevator and let an unexpecting victim take all the blame.

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TheTacoMan 24

There are two kinds of people in this world...

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FracturedMinds 21

The people who fart in elevators, and the poor bastard who has to smell it.

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Baucis 10

What's the big deal about letting it rip? I would of laughed with them.

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Baucis 10

Thanks, Swallows. Grammar is important. I would of correct myself if I was edumacted.

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Rainhawk94 27

I'm sorry the first time i read this,i thought you ran into your apartment, face into wall

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