By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 05:00

Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

If you only got an erection once every 10 years, you'd want to use it too.

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azouwa 26

Good for them. Hope you gave them privacy without making too much fun.

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ViviMage 38

Strike while the iron rod is hot!

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Davros 12

I would've ran out the door as soon as I saw the old man running down stairs with a boner. Good news: you'll live long and be very popular at the old folks home.

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RichardPencil 30

Is he sure it was an erection and not the beginning of rigor mortis setting in?

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pjsr 32

I vote this as top comment of the week!

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Tarlachia 33

If it were rigor mortis setting in, I could very distantly see why some people might be into necrophilia. But that’s like visiting the corner of the Internet you’re not supposed to go to.

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Badabim 12

this must be the first time I hear that eye contact at christmas dinner is avoided because of the grand parents sexual behaviour, and not the other way

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hellboy5099 18

he got his joystick back. time for some "games"

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Thundernutz 15

Well its better than walking in on your great grand dad saying "Time for your vitamin Dick" to which your great grand mom response "yes daddy".

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Hey old people are allowed to have fun too...

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darkshadus 10

This isn't an FML Go Greatgrandpop and get it

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Glowworm56 26

Definitely not an FML. Great-grandpa is a legend!

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