Miscellaneous: Today, while visiting my widowed great aunt, she took out her...

By Stupendous_ - 03/12/2012 07:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, while visiting my widowed great aunt, she took out her wedding rings and talked about the love she and my uncle had. Smiling, I told her that one day I hope to have as happy a marriage as theirs. Her response? "Knowing you, I wouldn't count on it." My mother sat there agreeing. FML

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Monday 3 December 2012 16:10

Don't listen to them, I'm sure you'll find a nice person one day :) Prove them wrong!

ManInTheMachine 19

Monday 3 December 2012 16:13

Retort with "Knowing you, I'm surprised uncle didn't die sooner." If you went out of your way to say something positive and she shat on it, you might as well throw it back at her. Just don't resort to thumping your chests and walking around on all fours.

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lelo007 11

Monday 3 December 2012 19:38

I wouldn't give them much thought, dear. Old ladies just speak their mind, whether it's appropriate or not. The right one for you will come along and you'll be able to prove your great aunt and mother wrong!

doglover100 28

Monday 3 December 2012 22:07

Prove them wrong!

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Monday 3 December 2012 22:29

In fifteen years time you can visit them both with your gorgeous husband in tow and your three beautiful children and tell them to suck it.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 3 December 2012 23:27

Fine. We'll all assume op isn't the real bitch. Sorry but it's a possibility!

JBrownie123 24

Tuesday 4 December 2012 0:34

Maybe OP is a massive bitch? You never know? She COULD deserve it.

kayaker83 4

Tuesday 4 December 2012 2:04

Your mom and aunt sound classy.

88vivera 9

Tuesday 4 December 2012 3:15

That's is so mean!

venomousddog 19

Saturday 8 December 2012 16:17

I can't believe they would say something like that, or the fact that your mother agrees. Even if they think that you couldn't end up happy they could keep quiet about it and not hurt your feelings

darlinjai 18

Sunday 3 February 2013 5:11

What a rotten thing to say...people don't have happy marriages because of anything but beautiful spirits! OP, hold onto hope no matter what anyone says!