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By hated - 26/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was leading a wheelchair fundraiser to raise money to make public areas wheelchair accessible. I had several guest speakers, all of which were confined to wheelchairs. About ten minutes after the fundraiser was supposed to begin, I realized that the stage was wheelchair incompatible. FML

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By t2t2sync - 03/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2016 10:06 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I got to work and saw a new desk had been setup on stilts. "Oh, who got the standing desk?" I asked. Turns out it's for the guy in the wheelchair who was right behind me. It needs to be high so the controls of his wheelchair can fit under the desk. FML

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00069 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:08

It just proves your point, doesn't it? It sucks that the speakers couldn't get to the stage, but now the entire audience is thinking, "Wow, if only this place was wheelchair compatible...", which should make them more likely to donate money.

theanamachine 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:00

way to go genius!

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am09 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:00

i've heard this one somewhere else.

fudgnugget 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:38

well it's not like anyone elts would never do that

theanamachine 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:00

way to go genius!

xlord 27

Monday 4 July 2011 5:11

lol irony is a bitch

amelina_11 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:02

hahah classic. but maybe check before hand next time?

ohhboyy 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:03

um.. im feeling the need to quote carlos mencia..

00069 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:08

TomPusslicker 21

Wednesday 13 April 2011 6:49

Yes! the fundraiser was held specifically to make the stage accesible:P interesting punchline to a cruel joke

elodymayweeble 7

Monday 1 October 2012 12:32

A very good way to spin an embarrassing situation. Ohh the delicious irony.

sammylauren 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:11

wow

greenman_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:12

it's proven fact that 73% of wheelchair bounds beings are faking it anyway. you shouldn't waste your time on a fundraiser for fakers that just do it for the convenient parking