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By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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By lolwtfbbq444 - 15/01/2012 10:24 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

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By anonymous - 28/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML

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By fuck you walmart - 26/04/2013 22:03 - United States

Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML

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By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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miSsFlien 15

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:48

Would've slapped her back the second time.

Pwib 14

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:49

I really don't see any way this could be OP's fault...times like these I question the people saying YDI.

Comments

Cilleemaan 4

Friday 22 February 2013 9:56

So you're violent and hiding behind your disability to escape prosecution.

cmb8280 24

Sunday 3 March 2013 7:37

This one makes me chuckle every time

jhacker7 1

Thursday 10 July 2014 5:38

<haha!>

FabCee 18

Saturday 9 August 2014 17:25

lol

Based_Scooby 11

Tuesday 16 February 2016 5:03

If it was a guy slapping or hitting a girl this would be a whole different situation

CantTouchThat 29

Friday 12 May 2017 14:53

Come on, it's been four years and still no follow-up?!?! What the hell man?

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