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By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

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Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:48

Would've slapped her back the second time.

Pwib 14

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:49

I really don't see any way this could be OP's fault...times like these I question the people saying YDI.

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xxjohippiexx 8

Tuesday 12 February 2013 16:47

Were you messing with her maaaannn????xP lol

bugmefmlnotnow 7

Tuesday 12 February 2013 16:52

since as men we cannot slap her back despite her obvious need to be slapped, we must call the police and have her arrested for assault.

Cilleemaan 4

Friday 22 February 2013 10:00

You make a good point, but him going to jail is not going to change anyone's double standard. And actually, if a man hit a man in a restaurant, it would have to be a really scummy restaurant for the belligerent to not be thrown out and banned.

pikmini 4

Tuesday 12 February 2013 16:59

Slap me once, shame on you. Slap me twice, shame on me. YDI.

CaBur 5

Tuesday 12 February 2013 17:00

If something is not worth doing twice then it's not worth doing at all.

catkat1988 17

Tuesday 12 February 2013 17:46

Press charges. Either she did it on a dare, or she has serious problems with anger management and impulse control. Either way, she needs to learn that she can't just slap people silly whenever she feels like it without consequences.