By ramherr - 14/07/2015 00:30 - Sweden - Oxie

Today, while walking alone through a sketchy neighbourhood after a party, I learned that I look too broke to even rob and "not worth the bother". Overhead from a guy waiting for me in a bush with a flashlight and his equally charming friend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 363
You deserved it 2 359

ramherr tells us more.

ramherr 11

Hi, OP here! I must say that I'm pleasantly surprised reading all these comments! A whole lot of you got humour too good to be true. Really brightens the day! Firstly no, I'm not complaining over not being mugged and that was not the intention of this FML, I simply think the fact that even muggers see someone as ''not worth the bother'' FML-worthy. But all and all I'd rather be seen as poor than stabbing material, all days of the week! To those of you wondering what I was wearing, it was a black tank top, jeans and a pair of shoes, nothing special.

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Top comments

THEDUDE1553566 24

Be happy. At least you weren't robbed. See the positive side

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chrisann1023 21

Well at lest you weren't robbed or harmed.The situation could have been much worse that it was.

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Comments

THEDUDE1553566 24

Be happy. At least you weren't robbed. See the positive side

333 4
alexanderavatar 24

op: oh darn it people dont want to mug because i dont look rich my life sucks

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psychopolarbear 28

If you want, I can get some people together and mug you. I mean, if it upsets you that much that you're missing out on the experience, I'm sure something can be worked out lol

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bb818 14

Aww I'm sorry. Just ignore them, you will become a better person than they will :)

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xKrisSmoove 21

She already is a better person than them because she doesn't wait in bushes to rob people

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chrisann1023 21

Well at lest you weren't robbed or harmed.The situation could have been much worse that it was.

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Cayers97 12

Look at it this way you can use that out fit when ever you are on the bad side of town as a disguise

29 4
jjmack34 15

Maybe you just created a new strategy to not get robbed?

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Dick_diamond 22

Can't get blood from a turnip. Why bother trying?

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janfleury 19

Thank goodness, right? Or are you saying you wanted to be robbed and possibly hurt.

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chosha_fml 26

Should've asked if they had any spare change. :)

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illusionay 10

I think most people rather look broke than to actually be robbed OP!

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